What the fuck?

Big Brother seems to have deleted my link/video thing. In case you're wondering, the jackass I'm referring to below is the woman who jumped into the polar bear enclosure at a zoo in Germany (I think it was Germany). I'm too tired to repost a link, so look it up your damn self.

What the fuck did she really expect? A kiss on the lips and then perhaps a spot of tea, or dinner and then an aperitif. I'm just upset that the polar bear didn't give her a proper polar bear thrashing.

She's lucky that she did not jump into the monkey enclosure, because she would not have been as lucky. One monkey would have held her down while another gave her a sound spanking with his old-school leather belt. [You know the kind that you can't believe people actually wear. The belt that you SWEAR was only created to spank naughty children. Again, I have absolutely no personal experience with spanking. I was, and still am, perfect.]

Then a couple of monkeys would have thrown her funky ass in the stocks (you know, the ones used for public punishment back in the day. Then another monkey would have set up a concession stand to feed the monkeys who were going to pelt her dumb ass with moldy banana peels for a good two hours.

Dumbasses...

Yours,
M.M. Misfit

P.S. Speaking of dumbasses, have any of you seen the video for Mariah Carey and The Dream's (who the fuck names themselves The Dream) song, My Love? Like I'm supposed to believe that Mariah Carey lives in the hood, makes and drinks red Kool-Aid, and can cornrow someone's hair. (That bitch is CERTIFIABLE! And it takes one to know, know what I mean?) And I shit you not, ALL of that stuff is in the video. I highly recommend that you watch it. Matter of fact, here. I know some of you lazy mofos won't even look for it.




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